The Drunk Penguin

delete that bitch. 

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this.

(fluently.) 

fuck you.

(ad infinitum) 

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be. fucking. awesome.

(always)

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amazing.

my pussy, better than you(rs).

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pills, they’re what’s for breakfast.

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the most important .gif in the history of the internet. 

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my kind of town.

(chicago is)

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mirror, mirror. 

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